every time they say bi on brooklyn nine nine
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when u realize u gay and ur lookin back on all the gay shit u been pulling since birth and wonderin how you didn’t figure this out sooner
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Give your cat the F L O A T I N G J U D G E M E N T B O X to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar
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listen up: “hark the herald angel sing/ glory to the newborn king” and “i know when that hotling bling/ that can only mean one thing” have the same number of syllables
merry christmas
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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good concept for a video game: a pvp game where one person (or perhaps a group of players) play as wildlife photographers
and another person (or group of players) play as a sasquatch(es)
and its basically hide n seek with the wildlife photographers having to take candid photos of these sasquatches
players are awarded points for how good the photos are / how long they’ve hidden from photographers
the name of the game is Sasquatchenating but theres always room for better titles
also some more ideas to this concept
- the sasquatches in the game are peaceful creatures so they won’t fight back. they eat berries and mushrooms, not babies
- when i say they wont fight back, that doesn’t include throwing dirt or sand or mud at the humans to escape to cover
- the game is focused around being stealthy for both sides, one for sneaking up on sasquatches and one for sneaking away from photographers
- makeshift traps to catch a ‘squatch/inconvenience a photographer
- hats
- different types of cameras, from polaroid, to digital, to eventually just running around backwards tryna take a selfie with sasquatch
can other cryptids be unlockable btw like at the very least Mothman and a Chupacabra
I need this so bad
alt title: Snapsquatch
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